mystery guy: (crying)

snob: whats wrong with you?

mystery guy: i dont know how to do a math algebraic equation.

snob: oh well best be moving on now

mystery guy: WAIT! can you help me?

snob: I dont think so.

mystery guy: please, I will even pay you.

snob: well in that case yes

mystery guy: thank you,

snob: so what is the question, make it snappy

mystery guy: the question is, how do you simplify n+3 minus 5n +12, i think the simplification is -6n+15

snob: n n n no! you dumby it is -4n+15. your mistake was you added the n to the negative five and made it a 6n then added the 3 to the 12. the 1n minus negative 5n is just like 1 minus 5, IT EAQUALS 4!

mystery guy: thank you so so much. I have just one more.

snob: no. GIVE ME MY MONEY

mystery guy: no help no money

snob:dont make me beat you up.

mystery guy: please sir

snob: FINE BUT IT BETTER BE THE LAST!

mystery guy: thank you, the question is.. how do you simplify 2+4(3n+8). i think it is 12n+10

snob: you really are stupid. this is GRADE 8 MATH. for this you must do distributive property. you multiply the 4 and the 3n than you multiply the 4 and the 8 now it should be 12n+32 now you add the remaning 2 to the 32 and you get 34.

mystery guy: oh so the equation simplified is 12n+34. i see now my mistake was that I didnt multiply the 4 ant the 8, and i just added the two ok thanks. bye.

mystery guy: (walks away)

snob: GET BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY MONEY

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Trentsaid...Where is the script?

December 17, 2008 at 4:28 PM

zach816said...PLEASE! if any one finds any mistakes in my script please leave a comment and tell me them.

December 17, 2008 at 5:38 PM